Grant Volkmar

Grant Volkmar

Grant Volkmar

All of these would’ve been 5⭐️ miracles in 1900.

Est. January 1st 2024

Favorite films

  • Female Trouble
  • Reflections of Evil
  • A Woman Under the Influence
  • Bride of Frankenstein

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  • Locked

    ★★★

  • Things

    ★★★★★

  • Don't Go in the Woods

    ★★★★

  • Monsieur Hulot's Holiday

    ★★★½

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  • Monsieur Hulot's Holiday

    Monsieur Hulot's Holiday

    ★★★½

    Just a notch below my expectations. A slew of competent but forgettable gags showing leisurely obliviousness in the face of a not so distant backdrop of political unrest and societal change, all set to the same short recurring loop of elevator music. Progress stops at the beach. Spring Break forever.

  • Black Bag

    Black Bag

    ★★★½

    I unknowingly left and peed during arguably the most important scene which makes this rating, much like every character in the movie, suspect.

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  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

    ★★★

    To quote a cutting criticism I once received from a saxophone player onstage while I was running the soundboard in a bar, “Too much of everything, not enough of anything.”

  • Saturday Night

    Saturday Night

    ★★★

    Bill Murray has never been happier to have been waitlisted til Season 2.

    I hate everything about this as a premise, but if you really want to squeeze this into a functional feature film it actually would’ve been more concise AND breathable if the story started at Lorne moving into the Chateau Marmont in the months leading up.

    I do think Rachel Sennott and dual role Nicholas Braun are fun to watch, and Paul Rust as Paul Shaffer is comedy nerd candy. I went in ready to push it away and I left neutral, so that’s a feat. I think the misguided intentions were mostly good.