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beauharben

Favorite films

  • Pulp Fiction
  • Dirty Dancing
  • The Breakfast Club
  • Pearl

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  • Mickey 17

    ★½

  • Sunset Boulevard

    ★★★½

  • Pulp Fiction

    ★★★★★

  • The Blair Witch Project

    ★★½

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  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

    ★½

    I’m sure this has an audience but it sure as shit is not me! Bored out of my tree and i watched it on multiple substances in 4dx, how is that even possible? I just HATE a grey film, can we stop giving men money to make grey films and give me money to make prettier ones? Why is one of the locations that is gone back to multiple times a grey steel staircase? I didn’t give a shit what…

  • Sunset Boulevard

    Sunset Boulevard

    ★★★½

    I couldn’t figure out why I didn’t like this more but it’s because I only care about her 😬 if the film was just about her 5 stars, I don’t want to hear a man speaking for that long and I don’t care about his opinion. But every frame Gloria Swanson is in I can only look at her, they don’t make actresses like this anymore 💔

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  • The Wild Robot

    The Wild Robot

    ★★★★★

    Ok crying in the cinema it is? WHAT THE FUCK I was not warned of how sad this would be. I don’t fuck with kids films like that but this was amazing and I’ve never seen a kids (or any) film like this. Beautiful gorgeous amazing and if that’s not enough Pedro Pascal is a sexy fox. Also ty to Jack for getting us in for free x

  • Call Me by Your Name

    Call Me by Your Name

    ★★★★½

    Jasmine’s wrong this is a FANTASTIC film. I can’t give it 5 stars cos age gap is weird and hate Armie Hammer but if it wasn’t for that I would. I don’t think it’s pretentious, it’s like actually quite simplistic and if u find it to be so you’re probably just not paying attention… Everything’s so nuanced instead of black and white. Alfred Hitchcock (maybe) said if you can watch a movie with no sound and still understand what’s happening…

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