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  Popeye's Revenge 2025

  ★ Watched 20 Mar 2025

  There is something extremely odd about such a small budget film having a ton of sex scenes. William Stead is a FREAK!!! He probably offered an “opportunity” for a bunch of young actors to get their careers started to pull some mischievous directing. 

  The acting was really bad, but the main girl did as good as she could in this bad and silly environment.

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  Squid Game 2021

  ★★★★ Watched 13 Jan 2025

  This show was really good!

Popular reviews

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  Dinosaur Hotel 2021

  ½ Watched 31 Mar 2024 1

  Key Takeaways:

  - Dinosaurs CAN and WILL politely open doors. 

  - Your best defense again a dinosaur is running in front of it and stopping. 

  - Time goes by 100 times as fast at the Dinosaur hotel. It will suddenly become night time. 

  - If you are completely safe, split up and search for problems, despite the fact that you have to only have to survive 1 day. 

  - “You go first, I’ll cover you.” … you have bare hands…

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  The Area 51 Incident 2022

  ½ Watched 22 Oct 2024 2

  - Okay, so this movie is called the Area 51 Incident, but all of the people are British, all of the cars have British plates, and the people have British IDs. 

  - The Area 51 guards were straight goobers. This one dude was fat AF and had goofy glasses. 

  “These guards some DEI hires.” - Ryan

  - How were the strippers able to find the entrance of a top secret military bunker? 

  - What the hell did these things do…

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