Schmungus

Schmungus

Favorite films

  • The Shawshank Redemption
  • The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
  • Moneyball
  • Raiders of the Lost Ark

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  • Taken

    ★★★★

  • The Area 51 Incident

  • Slotherhouse

    ★½

  • Clown Motel

    ½

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  • The Area 51 Incident

    The Area 51 Incident

    There is a British Area 51??? I was so confused at the start of the movie when all the actors were British and they were driving a car with British license plates. I just assumed It was Area 51 in the US, I had no clue there was a British Area 51 until they said there was.

    This movie had so many unnecessary scenes it that they ran out of time and made the ending like two minutes long. As…

  • Slotherhouse

    Slotherhouse

    ★½

    The sloth basically squad wiped an entire sorority. When it says to give it the pills you should probably give him the pills. My main question is how did he kill a bunch of sorority girls over the two week period before the election and not a single person seemed to notice, like I get sorority girls are dumb but cmon now someone had to have noticed right. The scene where the girl got hit by a car was out…

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  • Quid Games

    Quid Games

    ½

    What the hell even was that? Why do they go to a warehouse for a party and then go in after seeing people with masks out front? No wonder they are at community college, these people are retards. Musical chairs was the only good game they played. Dodgeball and hopscotch were awful. Also who was shooting these poison darts the whole time they just came out of nowhere. The ending was so random, the highschool teachers decide that they need…

  • Clown Motel

    Clown Motel

    ½

    This movie was really something else, just not in a good way. This movie has nothing to do with clowns other than it being at a clown themed motel. It showed hints throughout the movie that the clowns would come alive at some point as they are seen moving throughout parts of the movie. But to my surprise the clowns don’t play any part in this movie whatsoever. Excuse my language, but what the fuck is the point of showing…

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