Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Fast Five 2011

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 17 Mar 2025

  DANZAAAAA KUDUROOOOOO

  Iconic film for its era, I’ve seen this like a hundred times and I still remember how it felt seeing it for the first time in the cinema with my dad haha,
  So much fun every time, 
  The action really kicks in on this one,
  They ramp up the whole family thing,
  You just can’t not love it

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  Fast & Furious 2009

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 16 Mar 2025

  The first fast and furious film that I saw in the cinema, 
  And what a banger man, it’s so reminiscent of its era lmao,
  So much fun,
  Really the transitional film the series as well

Popular reviews

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  The Seventh Continent 1989

  ★ Watched 20 Feb 2022

  Bro, this movie is deadly boring, and I get that’s the point but life is monotonous sometimes isn’t exactly a unique enough idea to take the risk of making your movie boring as hell on purpose, this put the film on like a 3 star level for me, 

  Then the film just goes into a frenzy of absolute wastefulness which is kind of disgusting, 2 stars,

  Then we reach the animal abuse/murder so like fuck this film at that point,

  Also, the ending is a real 
  Note: Poochie Died on the Way Back to his Home Planet
  Vibe, lmfao

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  South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut 1999

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 19 Sep 2023 3

  Seeing this in the cinema in 2023 must be the most random cinema experience of my life so far