Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  La Chimera 2023

  ★★★½ Watched 15 Jan 2025

  there’s a set of paintings by some classical painter unknown to me in the Worcester art museum of shepherds and farmers with their sheep in the hollowed out ruins of old Roman palaces. 
  this movie really speaks to that, to me. A concept that doesn’t get explored enough.

  I also respect Josh O’Connor’s dedication to play a dude who you can smell in every movie he’s in and it’s never pleasant but I respect it all the same
  He just…

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  The Hudsucker Proxy 1994

  ★★½ Watched 30 Dec 2024

  (sorry Jonah)

  third act drags in such a major way 
  felt as though the story was created with joke characters that they fumbled around trying to find the depth to but never really got there. 
  Loved the fast paced dialogue and cohen stylistic choices, and it did get a few good laughs out of me, but after the first half it lost all whimsy and slowed down to a snail crawl, which really unfortunately killed it.

  First half I would give 4 stars, second, 2.

Popular reviews

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  The Pirates of Penzance 1983

  ★★★★★ Watched 05 Jul 2023

  this fucks I don’t make the rules 
  humor was invented in the 1800s.

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  Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 2015

  ½ Watched 27 Nov 2022 1

  not nearly violent enough.
  I learned that women cannot be trusted with their opinions or emotions!