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Favorite films

  • Heat
  • The Thing
  • Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
  • Fallen Angels

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  • The Monkey

    ★★★½

  • Collateral

    ★★★★

  • Titane

    ★★★★½

  • Bones and All

    ★★★★

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  • The Monkey

    The Monkey

    ★★★½

    Something reminiscent of a “Tales From the Crypt”episode with an absurdist’s point of view of a dark comedy.

  • Titane

    Titane

    ★★★★½

    When director Julia Ducournau stepped into the spotlight with her savage cannibalistic flick “Raw”, I knew she had the talent and the soul of a visionary.

    Watching her newest fever dream is a mixed bag of art-house brutality and body horror with dashes of comedy and romance in between, making for a very unforgettable chaotic movie-going experience. This will not sit well with a lot of people, and will probably make viewers squirm from discomfort because of the story challenging…

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  • Threads

    Threads

    ★★★★

    Those who glorify a nuclear holocaust have not seen “Threads”, and it shows.
    True grounded horror that paints a picture of what a world could be like after a devastating nuclear attack levels a country.
    With so much pain and misery on display, this film makes you wish the characters died in the blast rather than endure the hellish nature that awaits them on a scorched earth.

  • Gladiator II

    Gladiator II

    ★★

    It’s hard to be a Ridley Scott stan when he releases stuff like this.

    Though the production value is displayed in all its glory with the CGI, costumes, set pieces, and amount of actors on screen, this felt like a soulless cheap clone of what made Gladiator so special in the first place. Can’t tell if this was even a cash grab project or studio interference that made this such a mess to watch, but it did not earn the…

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