Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Captain America: Brave New World 2025

  ★★★ Watched 20 Mar 2025

  I liked the pissed off red hulk.

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  White Chicks 2004

  ★★★ Watched 20 Mar 2025

  I’m 35 and I watched this for the first time. The make up scared me and the only thing I really laughed at were the fart/poop jokes and the scene where they’re trying on clothes. 
  I can see the appeal and how this could hold a sense of nostalgia for those that saw it in their younger years. I just don’t think it held that weight for me.

Popular reviews

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  Unfaithful 2002

  ★★★★ Rewatched 23 Oct 2024

  I remember being a preteen watching this movie just to see Diane Lane get porked by a French dude. Then I watched it in its entirety and at the end I was left uncomfortable and confused. There’s more to this movie than Diane Lane getting porked by a French dude. 

  “Stay Together for the Kids” - Blink 182

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 27 Dec 2024

  Things I said after the movie was over:

  “This movie is just about an obsessive age gap relationship.”

  “Sucking on titties until the sun comes up is so dope.”

  “Come on baby forget your little boyfriend. Let me show you what a real man can do.”

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