Beelzebobby

Beelzebobby

Favorite films

  • RoboCop
  • Paris, Texas
  • Possession
  • Straw Dogs

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  • Short Eyes

    ★★★★

  • Relaxer

    ★★★★

  • The Suckling

    ★★★★

  • Chafed Elbows

    ★★★★

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  • Dashcam

    Dashcam

    ★★★½

    The worst main character in any film ever, but a highly entertaining piece of slop. I don't even care about all its narrative loose-ends -- it's just meaningless fun.

  • Goddess of Love

    Goddess of Love

    ★★★★

    A more modern, stylish Fatal Attraction.

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  • Fat Head

    Fat Head

    ½

    The absolute worst movie I've ever seen in my entire life, and a film that represents the acme of Neckbeard Cinema. It's not the worst film I've ever seen because it looks like it was edited to look like a Powerpoint presentation from '97, or because its attempts at humor were all groaners, or because the entire film is so damn cheap.

    It's the worst film I've ever seen because ultra-libertarian dorks swallow all the shit he says up like…

  • Eat

    Eat

    ★★★★

    My girlfriend and I want this movie poster in our kitchen.
    This movie was fantastic.

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