Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  Amityville 1992: It's About Time 1992

  ★★★½ Watched 04 Aug 2022 3

  I will forever call this movie Amityville Clock and the fourth one Amityville Lamp and there’s nothing you can fucking do to stop me

Recent reviews

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  Leprechaun in the Hood 2000

  ★★ Rewatched 17 Mar 2025

  Haven’t seen this since it was a new release VHS at Blockbuster 25 years ago and it may have been better left as a memory. While the cast is surprisingly solid, Warwick Davis has far too little screentime and the film is a tonal jumble, weirdly opting to play things mostly straight as a hood melodrama rather than leaning into the absurdity. Also feels like some scenes were cut for time as those zombie fly girls come completely out of…

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  Leprechaun 4: In Space 1997

  ★★★ Rewatched 15 Mar 2025

  Leprechaun in Space walked so Jason X could walk.

Popular reviews

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  Simply Irresistible 1999

  ★★★½ Rewatched 03 Mar 2018

  A magic crab (!) teaches Sarah Michelle Gellar how to be a better chef (!) and practice food-based witchcraft (!!!) in this accidentally beautiful slice of late 90s magical realism rom-com cheese. Not a good film, not a bad film, but a strange product that perhaps defies our very notion of what is a movie and what is not. I’m going to go lie down for a while.

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  Christmas Bloody Christmas 2022

  Watched 12 Dec 2022 2

  Fuckin’ fuck fuck, motherfucker {pop culture reference} fuckity fuck fuck {a squishy practical effect happens so fast that the brain fails to register what happened} fuck fuck fuck fuck {maybe someone gets split open with an axe?} fuckity fuck {sparks and explosions} fuck fuck fuck fuck {roll credits}