Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Menu 2022

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 29 Mar 2025

  10/10 would fuck that cheeseburger

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  Inglourious Basterds 2009

  ★★★★ Rewatched 25 Mar 2025

  Scalp? Snatched. 

  Y’all if we’re going to lock all of the United States’ worst sacks of irredeemable garbage in a room and burn it to the ground, let’s not pick a small independent movie theatre.

Popular reviews

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  Best in Show 2000

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 06 Mar 2025 2

  I need a Buzzfeed “Where Are They Now” listicle on these dogs STAT

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  Alien: Romulus 2024

  ★★½ Watched 22 Mar 2025

  1. who keeps making these AI androids so caked up?
  2. is this actually just the origin story for Baron Harkonnen?
  3. tbh I was pretty bored

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