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Favorite films

  • The Lighthouse
  • Being John Malkovich
  • One Cut of the Dead
  • Everything Everywhere All at Once

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  • Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon

    ★★★★

  • The Godfather

    ★★★★½

  • Hard Candy

    ★★★½

  • Humanist Vampire Seeking Consenting Suicidal Person

    ★★★½

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  • Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon

    Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon

    ★★★★

    This is What We Do In The Shadows meets One Cut Of The Dead. A glib but smart and funny horror mockumentary. Getting huge Walton Goggins energy from Leslie.

  • The Godfather

    The Godfather

    ★★★★½

    As a person with Italian ancestry (from Palermo even), I can't believe it took me this long to watch Michael Corleone lose all his humanity. I fully accepted that he had lost any decency when he fucked around in Italy. Man the amount of shit women went through in this movie was a little too much. I have heard stories of my own family like this and watching Connie endure that and still defend her husband and have Vito do nothing about made me so mad.

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  • Heretic

    Heretic

    ★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  • Soul Survivors

    Soul Survivors

    ★½

    Horror movie where nothing happens but it's okay cuz nothing that happened even mattered anyways. I was hoping for more Eliza Dushku but instead we got a knock-off version of Faith who can't even kick a scrawny white girl's ass.

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