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  The Wild Robot 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 02 Feb 2025 1

  Cool, I guess I’ll just cry forever.

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  Kraven the Hunter 2024

  ★★★ Watched 02 Jan 2025

  I absolutely should rate this lower but I won’t because I saw this with my Crush and ATJ looks like him. 

  The storyline was so needlessly convoluted to make a crime boss’ kid a vigilante. They somehow managed to make a two-point process, “My Dad is bad, I’ll become a vigilante and hunt down the bad guys,” into a 19 point process with loads of nonsense that ultimately does not pay off. Once the credits rolled, I saw that this at…

Popular reviews

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  Old 2021

  ★★★½ Watched 25 Aug 2021 1

  I didn’t hate it, it’s more of a high-concept Twilight Zone episode than movie but honestly, it was interesting enough. 

  5 stars for Rufus Sewell because he’s perfect in everything.

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  The Beekeeper 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 24 May 2024

  …somehow more insane, and more incomprehensible than expected, and I am HERE FOR IT. Throughout the entire film, I couldn’t help but think, “have I brainwashed myself into finding Jason Statham attractive? Do I have a type?” Yes, to both questions. 

  Most notable: the gas station scene was worth the price of admission (which was $3.99 for me to rent). 

  Vibes: on 

  Rating: 7/5 leaky roofs at an FBI office.