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bellereviews

favourite films picked by favourite (and recent) watching experiences, so mind your own business if it's all children's films

Favorite films

  • Jennifer's Body
  • Mr. Crocket
  • Growing Fangs
  • Kronk's New Groove

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  • Jingle All the Way

    ★★★½

  • The Hot Chick

  • Addams Family Values

    ★★★★½

  • The Addams Family

    ★★★★½

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  • Jingle All the Way

    Jingle All the Way

    ★★★½

    And it was from that moment on that fathers across the globe were no longer neglectful. Arnie saves the day again!

  • The Hot Chick

    The Hot Chick

    This is like 'Mean Girls' and 'White Chicks' ugly sister. Even White Chicks was more self-aware. This is just flavourless misogyny.

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  • The Little Vampire

    The Little Vampire

    ★★★★★

    wholesome gays with hot parents

  • Mr. Crocket

    Mr. Crocket

    ★★★★½

    I'd describe this movie as a mix between 'The Grudge', 'Pee-wee's Playhouse' and 'Terrifier 2' (in terms of the surrealist gore and the Clown Cafe scene in that film). I loved this film, and it's probably one of the better horror movies I've seen recently. It feels like it smooths over the bumps my pet peeves leave when I'm watching other horror movies, and aesthetically, this film is so perfect. It feels like a passion piece instead of something made to rinse profits.

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