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"If we're kind and polite, the world will be right."
-Paddington

Favorite films

  • School of Rock
  • The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
  • Ferris Bueller's Day Off
  • The Fugitive

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  • The Mission

    ★★★½

  • Wild at Heart

    ★★★½

  • Hook

    ★★★½

  • Mickey 17

    ★★★

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  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

    ★★★

    Bong Joon Ho in Okja mode, and I love that! Mickey 17 really isn’t that far off from his normal style and sense of humor, and I loved how much of a zag it was from Parasite. Most directors would feel incredible pressure to create a movie that lives up to the hype created by a best picture win, but Bong just wants to make his goofy genre-blend satires with Robert Pattinson and Mark Ruffalo doing silly voices, good for him!…

  • Hook

    Hook

    ★★★½

    Currently planning an Oceans Eleven style heist to retrieve the 1992 Oscar for Best Supporting Actor and return it to its rightful owner, Dustin Hoffman. Who’s with me?

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  • Mafia Mamma

    Mafia Mamma

    ★★★

    Monica Bellucci deflecting a bullet with her prosthetic leg gotta be a Top 3 cinematic moment of all time

  • Everything Everywhere All at Once

    Everything Everywhere All at Once

    ★★★★★

    This is such a towering achievement. Maybe I'll come off the hype train in a couple days, but for now, I can't justify giving this anything less than 5 stars.

    Everything Everywhere All At Once succeeds on about 500 different levels. This is simultaneously the most thrilling action movie, the most hilarious comedy, and the most emotionally heartfelt family drama I have seen in a long time. The filmmaking is out of this world. The Daniels milk that $25 million…