Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Metropolis 1927

  ★★★★½ Watched 19 Mar 2025

  insane how an almost 100 year old film can still be so engaging

  STRONG 8 - LIGHT 9 / 10

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  Evil Does Not Exist 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 17 Mar 2025

  just got better and better

  DECENT - STRONG 8 / 10

Popular reviews

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  The Substance 2024

  ★½ Watched 01 Nov 2024 1

  might be the biggest piece of dogshit lowkey…
  idk how i can be expected to care about a person thats so unrelatable 
  the “homages” were eye rolling
  completely nonsensical and so far removed from reality that i couldn’t get myself to give a shit 
  its really treats its audience like they are braindead

  i can give it that i was engaged for the majority of the runtime and was surprised that it kept on going and going but yeah nothing to sink your teeth into really

  BRO YOU ARE NOT STANLEY KUBRICK AND YOU ARE NOT DAVID LYNCH

  STRONG 3 - LIGHT 4 / 10

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  Melancholia 2011

  ★★★★ Watched 06 Dec 2024

  i was so high but was pretty awesome

  LIGHT 8 / 10