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  Here 2024

  ★ Watched 12 Mar 2025

  Watched ten minutes of this don’t care

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  Alvin and the Chipmunks 2007

  ★★½ Rewatched 26 Feb 2025

  Fuck Theodore

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  Late Night with the Devil 2023

  ½ Watched 25 Apr 2024 1

  Lacked any sort of aesthetic it tried so desperately to have, dragged like my balls on glass, utter hogwash from start to finish, Using AI too after everything that’s happened with the strikes, fuck off. As my good friend Conor said, “The scariest thing about this is that jjmcbain went to see it twice”.

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  Matt and Mara 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 17 Feb 2025

  Matt Johnson should star in every movie ever

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