Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Scream 1996

  ★★★ Watched 22 Mar 2025

  Who told Courtney Cox those highlights worked for her? NOT ME!

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  Coded Bias 2020

  Watched 20 Mar 2025

  Good but lmao none of the good results at the end ended up mattering in the scheme of things anyway and we are all fucked

Popular reviews

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  Anyone But You 2023

  ½ Watched 26 Jan 2024

  Not as bad as I thought it would be. 

  However, this movie has some glaring lifeguarding inconsistencies. First off, it’s established early on that Ben can’t swim. However, later he can swim perfectly fine. Swimming is a difficult and highly demanding exercise. Without practice, one does not simply find the will to be an effective swimmer. This was unrealistic and I found it detrimental to my enjoyment of the movie. 

  Next, multiple times, Ben is rescued by what appears to…

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 02 Jan 2025

  Why is every goth girls boyfriend busted as hell