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Recent reviews

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★ Watched 30 Mar 2025

  Takes the saying “go fuck yourself” to a new level. Stay at home dad propaganda! Can’t wait to be cloned

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  Diary of a Wimpy Kid 2010

  ★★★★ Watched 30 Mar 2025

  More Lynchian than I remembered. Plus beastie boys

Popular reviews

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  Anyone But You 2023

  ½ Watched 26 Jan 2024

  Not as bad as I thought it would be. 

  However, this movie has some glaring lifeguarding inconsistencies. First off, it’s established early on that Ben can’t swim. However, later he can swim perfectly fine. Swimming is a difficult and highly demanding exercise. Without practice, one does not simply find the will to be an effective swimmer. This was unrealistic and I found it detrimental to my enjoyment of the movie. 

  Next, multiple times, Ben is rescued by what appears to…

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 02 Jan 2025

  Why is every goth girls boyfriend busted as hell