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The Apartment 1960
If Billy Wilder knew that through a series of bizarre events, making this movie would result in the "Let's Have A Kiki/Turkey Lurkey Time" mashup on Glee, would he have gone through with it?
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Hellboy: The Crooked Man 2024
I love Hellboy. I love folk horror. I like the idea of doing smaller, more lowkey Hellboy movies that lean into the high strangeness from the comics.
I would just like for it not to radiate so much fan film energy
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The Mothman Prophecies 2002
I like this movie but they gave exactly one black person a role and oh boy was it a CHOICE.
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Roman Holiday 1953
My perfect day includes:
1. Trapesing around a romantic European city with someone as beautiful as Audrey Hepburn
2. A guy I know from work is with us the entire time.
3. We end the evening by going dancing, listening to jazz and beating up some cops
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