Cillian Murphy's cock and balls are in this like 3 times. You'd think it would be a better movie!
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Contagion 2011
A bad movie that aged really well. It gets points for doing global pandemic eerily accurate for a movie 9 years before 2020 (hearing "social distancing" in a movie from 2011!) but that does not excuse the fact that I did not care about any character that appeared on screen.
Possibly the highest-prestige movie that Matt Damon's ever sucked ass in. He is terrible in this frTranslated from by
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Adventureland 2009
It's like Napoleon Dynamite meets Dazed and Confused — it doesn't get the mix quite right the whole time but I eat this kind of shit up. Kind of a hidden gem! Stacked cast, 10/10 soundtrack, great 2009 recession-indie-movie vibes. Makes me sad that I'm not more of a cool loser.
"You better not fall asleep... or else I'm gonna jizz on your face!"
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Lady Bird 2017
I started this movie in January. It made me so sad I made Maddie turn it off. It's taken me until now to muster up the strength to finish the last 30 minutes, and even then I had to fold laundry during it to avoid losing it completely. It was awesome.
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