Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Saltburn 2023

  ★★★½ Watched 08 Mar 2025

  I watched for my king and he delivered

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  The Brutalist 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 13 Feb 2025

  Honest title, generous review

Popular reviews

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  Shut In 2022

  ★½ Watched 12 Feb 2022

  Put my glasses on, I can't see these bitches 
  Put my glasses on, I can't see these bitches 
  I'm in the twilight zone, nowhere near these fellas
  I'm in the twilight zone, nowhere near these fellas
  They can't understand me, I'm talkin' hieroglyphics 
  They can't understand me, I'm talkin' hieroglyphics
  I feel like Morpheus, I feel like Morpheus 
  I got my whole gang on some other shit
  I done changed my swag

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  He's All That 2021

  ½ Watched 03 Sep 2021

  All cliche trash, not even funny to watch.  When are we gonna get that California earthquake they’re supposed to get every hundred years?

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