Favorite films

Recent reviews

• 

  Blue Velvet 1986

  ★★★★ Watched 12 Feb 2025

  I’m just glad it’s over.

• 

  The Outsiders 1983

  ★★½ Watched 11 Feb 2025

  What did they do to the greasers. They look sick but the acting is so wank makes me what to stab myself with a switchblade.

Popular reviews

• 

  My Neighbor Totoro 1988

  ★★★½ Watched 22 Jan 2023 3

  An average film with way to much sexual tension.

• 

  Host 2020

  ★★★ Watched 08 Jan 2023 4

  Goofy ahh productions first movie really hit the screen with a bang. Acting performances where top notch especially the performance from the romantic lead Toby. The Ghost got me bricked up tho, especially when he played rough 😉. Lacked originality but made up for it with a breedable duo of Toby and the ghost. You just know the ghost had a good time with Toby’s body 😘.

Following