Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Jarhead 2005

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 10 Mar 2025

  Are you eyeballing me with those baby blues!?

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  The Insider 1999

  ★★★★★ Watched 03 Mar 2025

  Fuck it, let’s go to court

Popular reviews

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  Kansas City 1996

  ★★★★ Watched 21 Jan 2025 5

  “I’m from Missouri, too.”

  Almost three years in LA and I still recoil from, as if hearing for the first time, earnestly posed and more-than-FAQs like “so what did you guys even do, like for fun?” or “so did you grow up on a farm?” or (my favorite) “so where’s your accent?” after telling person x that I’m from Kansas City. If you know me (most of you do), you know that I enjoy bemoaning this phenomenon ad nauseam. Some…

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  Transformers: Dark of the Moon 2011

  ★★★★ Rewatched 03 Mar 2023

  It is beyond a shadow of a doubt that this is my favorite piece of US military propaganda