Bernt

Bernt

Favorite films

  • Dumb and Dumber
  • Star Wars
  • The Crow
  • Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze

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  • Don't Look Now

    ★★½

  • The Ugly Dachshund

    ★★★

  • The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement

    ★★½

  • The Princess Diaries

    ★★★½

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  • Don't Look Now

    Don't Look Now

    ★★½

    “Daddy! Daddy! Daddy!” -Kids

    Regarding a bow and arrow competition, Robin Hood wouldn’t stand a chance.

  • The Ugly Dachshund

    The Ugly Dachshund

    ★★★

    "A bronzed bone?" -Mark

    Fran is worse than the dachshunds.

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  • Phineas and Ferb: Star Wars

    Phineas and Ferb: Star Wars

    ★★★★½

    "Hey, check it out, Norm-3PO. According to this real estate website, my timeshare on Alderaan is worth, like, ten times more than I paid for it six years ago. Oh, I knew the value would go up. It's just, it's such a peaceful place, and people like to...Wait, what? What's this? The...The value is totally dropping! Zero?" -Darthenshmirtz

    Arguably the best Disney Star Wars movie.

  • Barb & Star Go to Vista Del Mar

    Barb & Star Go to Vista Del Mar

    ★★★★

    “You know, Kermit the Frog, he once said, ‘Life is like a river.’ Also, he needed his legs to ride a bicycle.” -Barb

    I want a “Lounge Against the Machine” album.

    Watched with Sara, Derek, Austin, Allison and Kayla