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Favorite films

  • DeBÍ TiRAR MáS FOToS
  • DeBÍ TiRAR MáS FOToS
  • DeBÍ TiRAR MáS FOToS
  • Den of Thieves

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  • Black Bag

    ★★★½

  • Snooze Quest

    ★★★★½

  • Little Women

    ★★★★½

  • Mickey 17

    ★★★½

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  • Severance

    Severance

    ★★★★½

    (S1)

  • The Monkey

    The Monkey

    the best and (surprisingly) least-confusing thing about this is how Severance-coded this is - the literal only fun I had in this entire thing was whenever something came up in the narrative that was shared between universes (Adam Scott 😍). Unbelievable drag otherwise. There are like 5 kills in this entire thing and they all rely on one terribly-executed exploding-corpse visual effect, sickeningly painted onto the set-pieces that are lit like Jack Daniels commercials. The 97-minute running time would be…

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  • nothing, except everything.

    nothing, except everything.

    ½

    Infuriating. Such a vapid and artless film that had me bracing for impact every few seconds because I thought that one of the characters was going to turn to the camera and say some shit like "level 3 gyatt prestige dillon danis to the rizzler on nick eh 30 looksmaxxing challenge." The messaging falls entirely flat because of the muddled non-story not having all too much coherence or being at all interesting, with the script focusing entirely on forcing in…

  • NOPE!

    NOPE!

    ★★★★

    My hype for nope (2022) led me here