Jessy

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my reviews r correct, usually. stoned, always.

Favorite films

  • The Worst Person in the World
  • Twilight
  • Earth Girls Are Easy
  • But I'm a Cheerleader

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  • Grind

    ★★★½

  • Natural Born Killers

    ★★★★

  • O Brother, Where Art Thou?

    ★★★★

  • Wrong Turn

    ★★½

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  • Grind

    Grind

    ★★★½

    *farts* “Greetings from the interior!”

    As a midwestern she/they, I never know if I wanna f*ck these guys or be these guys. Similarly, where is the brand element now, they did so much for the bi community. Sheriff bean!!!! Omg I was so confused as to how the guy from the brutalist was in this….🧍‍♀️ anyways, this was stupid in a fun way and we should be doing the robot at house parties imo!!!!!!

  • Natural Born Killers

    Natural Born Killers

    ★★★★

    *shoots a man* “That’s the worst head I ever got!”

    L7 needle drop TWICE (we used to be a proper country)! Aussie Robert Downey jr?? Yknow it was supposed to be a thing I guess but the chronic angled shots made me dizzy. The way a whole new movie started in the second act omg. Obligatory mention that Juliette Lewis is so beautiful!!!

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  • Poor Things

    Poor Things

    ★★★★★

    The beautiful retard to socialist whore pipeline is strong in this one

  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

    ★★★★½

    Robert Pattinson the man of my dreams!!!!! An upgraded and less confusing Tenet if you ask me

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