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  The Master of Disguise 2002

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  Spider-Man 2002

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 15 Apr 2024

  CINEMA!! I was obsessed with this movie as a kid, and I'm so glad they re-released it for a day. Does part of this score come from the nostalgia? Maybe so. Oh well! Tobey Maguire is every bit the 30 year old playing a high schooler, Willem Dafoe is THE Green Goblin, and people burst into cheers and applause when J.K. Simmons appeared on screen. Not even the man snoring next to me, his constantly ringing phone, nor his loud kid trying to grab my free poster could ruin the experience.

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