Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Bad and Crazy 2021

  ★★½ Watched 22 Mar 2025

  collecting data for my mind palace

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  Ouran High School Host Club 2006

  ★★★★ Watched 03 Mar 2025

  this is so camp

Popular reviews

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  Secret Lives of Orangutans 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 27 Jan 2025

  its lentils 5th bday today!!!!!!! so of courrrrseeee we had to watch this. but oh my gashhh the drama is this was so juicy like. there was generational trauma, abandonment issues, found family, grooming (sulli im looking at u pls leave eden alone), mommy issues, flange shaming, lonliness, DEATH THREATS !!! and its sooooo pretty. damn i love orangutans. im so jealous i want to work as film crew in the suaq forest

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  Kingdom of the Apes: Battle Lines 2014

  ★★★½ Watched 03 Mar 2025

  the drama is so juicy. i would watch this over a human reality show ANY DAY !! like i actually watch these gagging its so funny. wdym ur the gorilla king … fighting against UR opp … WHOS ACTUALLY UR TROUBLED RUNAWAY SON WHO WAS ADOPTED BY UR OPP CLAN … over ur rainforest kingdom … yeh i know thats right

  and of course “kingdom of the apes” doesnt include my unproblematic queens - the bonobos and orangutans like ofc they r minding their own business

  also no comment on the chimps … im so scared of them im not catching any strays …

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