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  The Polar Express 2004

  ★ Watched 12 Dec 2024

  ELLLLLLLLLVVVVVVVEEEEEEESSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!

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  Christmas Tree Lane 2020

  ★★★ Watched 19 Jul 2024

  Look out Christmas Tree Lane!
  Dime store Chris Evans and the Cloverfield monster are out to fuck up your town!
  AH! And that one guy has the biggest God damn forehead I've ever seen!
  Christmas in July in full effect!

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  Christmas by Candlelight 2023

  ★ Watched 22 Dec 2023

  When a business woman who looks like Gollum gets involved with the tallest fucking candlemaker on the planet, they create the smelliest Christmas film this side of an outhouse.

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  Time for Her to Come Home for Christmas 2023

  ★ Watched 28 Nov 2023 1

  Welcome to the bargain basement version of Sister Act!
  The protagonist of this film looks like her hair was done by a blind stylist.
  Not to mention the fact that she looks like she should be luring children to her gingerbread house to swallow their souls rather than teaching people music.
  Oh, and to the main guy, Mary Shelly called and she wants her Frankenstein monster's face back.
  Happy Holidays everyone!

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