Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Smurfs: The Lost Village 2017

  ★★★★ Watched 03 May 2024

  So I was in a car crash like 2 hours ago and I got home and was Ike ‘I wanna watch the smurfs’ so I did. This is a pretty baller movie people who shit on it are allergic to joy, magic, and fun. Also they are like the ninja turtles it’s literally Mikey, Raph, and Donnie Leo’s a bitch so I’m not assigning a smurf to him. Smurfette is like April. Also she’s a women kisser. Forget the thing…

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  To Kill a Mockingbird 1962

  ★★★½ Watched 05 Mar 2024

  Watched this in moral issues it’s a really good movie I read the book in 8th grade and it’s pretty banging

Popular reviews

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  Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem 2023

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 29 Jul 2023

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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  Cocaine Bear 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 05 Mar 2023

  The bear did cocaine and the only bad thing was the female doctor dying cause she was pretty hot

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