bichaelmarron

bichaelmarron

my goal is to watch movies that are good

Favorite films

  • The Fugitive
  • Uncut Gems
  • The Thing
  • The Conversation

Recent activity

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  • Hustle & Flow

  • Black Bag

  • Fever Pitch

  • Sisu

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  • Hustle & Flow

    Hustle & Flow

    A movie about the transformative power of kick drums

  • Black Bag

    Black Bag

    Very solid time at the movies

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  • Emilia Pérez

    Emilia Pérez

    Last June a jellybean-sized cyst appeared on my lower lip. Thanks to my poverty insurance I wasn’t able to get it surgically removed until October. So for five months I was fully afraid to smile, much less talk to girls. Imagine trying to flirt with a squishy pink molar on the edge of your mouth. Luckily neither my chosen career nor my day job rely on looking good on camera or face-to-face interaction. Suffice to say, it was an awesome time for me. Anyway I’d rather have that cyst regrow to the size of a grapefruit than sit through this bullshit ass movie again

  • Babygirl

    Babygirl

    Really just made me think about my roommate in Chicago having his Hinge profile set to women aged 45-55 and how much success he had with it. Was always a shock to see a mom type lady in our shitty post college apartment. Like our TV stand was just two folding chairs. They couldn’t have loved that. Or maybe it was part of it.  And then one time his mom visited and I saw them interact and it made a lot more sense