Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Black Bag 2025

  Watched 15 Mar 2025

  Very solid time at the movies

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  Fever Pitch 2005

  ★ Watched 10 Mar 2025

  Doing script research for my upcoming March Madness romantic comedy - keep your eyes peeled in 2028. This is an atrocious movie, anchored by a radioactive Jimmy Fallon performance. Everything else is paint by numbers to the nth degree. Dogshit movie

Popular reviews

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  Emilia Pérez 2024

  Watched 25 Feb 2025 3

  Last June a jellybean-sized cyst appeared on my lower lip. Thanks to my poverty insurance I wasn’t able to get it surgically removed until October. So for five months I was fully afraid to smile, much less talk to girls. Imagine trying to flirt with a squishy pink molar on the edge of your mouth. Luckily neither my chosen career nor my day job rely on looking good on camera or face-to-face interaction. Suffice to say, it was an awesome time for me. Anyway I’d rather have that cyst regrow to the size of a grapefruit than sit through this bullshit ass movie again

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  Babygirl 2024

  Watched 05 Jan 2025 2

  Really just made me think about my roommate in Chicago having his Hinge profile set to women aged 45-55 and how much success he had with it. Was always a shock to see a mom type lady in our shitty post college apartment. Like our TV stand was just two folding chairs. They couldn’t have loved that. Or maybe it was part of it.  And then one time his mom visited and I saw them interact and it made a lot more sense