Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Jingle All the Way 1996

  ★ Rewatched 20 Dec 2024

  Howard was a terrible father, accidentally dressing up as turbo man should not have redeemed him

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  Twilight 2008

  ★★½ Watched 08 Dec 2024

  Twilight is firmly in the “so bad it’s good” category. The script & story are very stupid yet it’s played & directed with a completely serious tone, which results in an almost objectively hilarious movie. The baseball scene, the awful makeup, the vampire running, edward’s snarling/hissing, Jacob’s wig, really Jacob’s whole vibe.. these things (and many more) are laugh-out-loud funny.
  As a drama it’s a one star, but as a comedy it’s like a 4 star, so I reckon I’ll split the difference

Popular reviews

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  Oppenheimer 2023

  ★★★★½ Watched 30 Jul 2023 2

  I’m the biggest biopic hater in the game right now but I would gladly change my mind if they were all as propulsive and thought-provoking as this. The highest possible 4.5 ⭐️.

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  Michael Clayton 2007

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 03 Jan 2024

  I hope and I pray that coming off Andor some producer freaking lets Tony Gilroy back in the kitchen, cuz the man can COOK. Michael Clayton is a perfect movie as far as I’m concerned. Maybe the greatest screenplay of all time- the pinnacle of “every time I watch it I pick up on a new detail”. And I just don’t even know where to begin. For one, there’s a fairly obvious metaphor that actually stops being a metaphor and…

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