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  The Dead Don't Hurt 2023

  ½ Watched 25 Aug 2024 1

  Oh my god this film blows actual ass. I walked an entire mile and clocked it around the theater because I couldn't pay attention to this boring fucking movie. And then I left the theater after an hour. Do not watch this. Do not waste your time. Spend your money elsewhere, donate to charity, volunteer in your community, do something worth your while. I wish I could give this negative stars
  My fucking god.

  I pooped during this movie

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