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Under the Skin 2013
It's so beautiful!!!! I felt seduced by Scarlett Johansson myself NGL!!!
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Disaster Movie 2008
This movie was so good I was having a stabbing headache but watching this film cured it.
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365 Days 2020
It took me 365 days to get over how good this film was. Seeing Laura and Massimo be so passionate with each other made me feel so hot and bothered, and I didn't know which one I wanted to be more, the sexy and stoic Massimo or the enchanting and seductive Laura. Seeing this movie made me realize how much I want to be kidnapped by a hot Italian gangster and taken on an exciting sexual adventure with him. Also, Laura and Olga are literally the cutest friends ever, I love how Olga takes such an interest in Laura's love life.
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The Kissing Booth 2018
After watching the Kissing Booth, I finally realized the meaning of true love. Elle and Noah are such couple goals and I could only dream of being as sexy as them, when they kissed I wanted to jump through the screen and join in, they are both so hot and they make me so happy. I want to run a kissing booth in my school now so I can find a guy as hot as Noah.
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