I've been putting off this review for a while, as I had no idea how to properly articulate my feelings towards it. I didn't know what to expect when watching Everything Everywhere All at Once, but dildo fights, lesbians with hot dog fingers, and an all-powerful bagel didn't even cross my mind.
This movie had me leaning forward in my seat with every fight scene. Even though it is very clearly live-action, the insanity of the action made me feel…