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Spider-Man 2002
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Willem Dafoe is the greatest man to ever live and nothing will change my opinion on that.
This movie is truly special and to truly review it, I'm going to have to set the scene. Now imagine for a moment, if you will, a world pre-MCU (yes, around the same time as the dinosaurs). A world where superhero movies were few and far between and comic book nerds would largely keep their indulgence in such pleasures reserved. A world where…
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Captain America: Brave New World 2025
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Took a few days to consolidate my thoughts on this movie and yup... it stinks.
Uninspired, boring and expository dialogue, boring new characters who add almost nothing to the movie, a lame villain and the inaccuracy of The Leader's head shape. I can't say I was expecting much from this movie yet I still find myself profoundly disappointed. Plus the cgi from the moment red hulk shows up just takes a nosedive in quality.
3/10 - movie sucks, and Samuel Sterns should've had a crazy large cranium.
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Rise of the Guardians 2012
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I have a profound (and a tiny bit irrational) love for this movie.
I watch this movie every year on Christmas Eve. Which is strange, because I wouldn't necessarily call this a "great" movie but I find it so endlessly charming. Every character just oozes charisma, from Santa's loud but lovable personality to Jack Frost's penchant for goofy, childish fun. The main cast is so diverse and likeable, with everyone feeling like their own person with their own "centre", which…
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Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse 2018
Literally the greatest movie ever made
15/10, Gets a +1 boost for every extra Spider-Person present
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