Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Something Walks in the Woods 2023

  ½ Watched 21 Feb 2025

  This has to be the worst “documentary” I’ve ever seen. Everything is so beyond amateurish that it’s like he set about to make the world’s worst film on purpose. I’ve seen better efforts from high schoolers. 
  For instance, who does an investigation in the woods, in the middle of the night. And first bring a flashlight or anything?? Are you fucking kidding me?!? 
  I wasted an hour of my life on this and finally had to turn it off.

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  Snow Beast 2011

  ★★★ Watched 17 Dec 2023

  There are worse ways to waste a couple hours of your time. Cheap, cheesy, and you could probably put together a better Bigfoot costume by visiting your local Halloween Superstore.

Popular reviews

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  Coffy 1973

  ★★★½ Watched 12 Jan 2014

  Classic 70's revenge Blaxploitation featuring Pam Grier and Sid Haig directed by Jack Hill. You will not be disappointed.

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  Capsized: Blood in the Water 2019

  ★★½ Watched 10 Aug 2019

  You know it’s pretty bad when you spend most of the movie just hoping one specific character gets eaten by the sharks.