Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace 1999

  ★★ Rewatched 23 Mar 2025

  Honestly a film this laughably bad will always be preferable to the consumerist garbage that Star Wars has become. At least there are new ideas here.

  Still dude, they could have just gotten foreign voice actors for all these aliens. Why is it white dudes doing Chinese and Jamaican accents? The dialogue in this film sounds like a South Park bit.

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  Bill Burr: Drop Dead Years 2025

  ★★★ Watched 19 Mar 2025

  Ex-conservative comedy. Somewhat relatable for a straight white guy. His bit about democrats being afraid of guns was therapeutic. Still, lots of bits have that energy of that one progressive yet problematic older coworker that sometimes says shit that makes you wince and look over your shoulder.

Popular reviews

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  Poor Things 2023

  ★★½ Watched 24 Oct 2023

  If someone factory reset my brain I think they’d find me constantly wolfing down pastries and maybe not so much men’s balls.

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  Idiocracy 2006

  ½ Watched 26 May 2023

  Racist, classist bullshit. Basically argues that the most disadvantaged people in our society are the dumbest and pose a threat to civilization as we know it. Eugenics fans gonna love this one.