Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Sonic the Hedgehog 3 2024

  Watched 15 Mar 2025

  2/3 Sonic the Hedgehog films contain a reference to ‘manscaping’

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  Sonic the Hedgehog 2 2022

  Watched 14 Mar 2025

  TIL Knuckles famously loves grapes

Popular reviews

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  Sonic the Hedgehog 2020

  Watched 10 Mar 2025

  “Tom! You're leaving Green Hills?! B-B-But why? The people need you! You can’t leave!”

  
  “You bet I can, Sonic—And it’s all thanks to the power of Zillow. With Zillow, I can browse millions of listings, compare prices, and even get pre-approved—all without breaking the bank—or the sound barrier. Finding a home has never been faster winks at camera!”

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  Justice League: Crisis on Infinite Earths Part Two 2024

  Watched 12 Aug 2024

  You wanted a direct, coherent continuation of the first movie? Fuck you!

  Instead, let’s abandon the pesky ‘plot’ entirely for the first 40 minutes with absolutely no introduction, fluff, or bitch-ass framing devices whatsoever. DEAL WITH IT, LOSER.

  STRAIGHt INto the EXpostion BABY!!!1!

  Finally, this thrilling sequel answers the big questions- what the fans have been asking for: the true backstory of part 1 fan-favorite PSYCHO PIRATE!!!1!!!1!

  Folks, I’ll just say this: he is one PSYCHO pirate, and he likes…