Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Uncut Gems 2019

  ★★★★ Watched 19 Mar 2025

  don’t know how i’ve never seen this, but now i have. 

  obviously the Safdie bros are generational talents and all that, and i need to see more of their filmography to make a definitive statement, but can they just make a normal fucking movie? i know about their collaboration on oppenheimer, but id really love to see their massive skills put to use in an environment that doesn’t make me want to blow my brains out.

  also how the FUCK did they make the nightclub scene look like that. insane color/light/grading/idontknowwhat and it is blowing my goddamn mind

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  Spotlight 2015

  ★★★ Watched 19 Mar 2025

  good stuff

Popular reviews

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★½ Watched 07 Mar 2025 2

  So incredibly fun, kept me guessing in terms of cinematography and sound and acting, even if story was super predictable. robert pattinson is a sexy beast and im glad we got to see bare ass. dick would’ve bumped this up to a 4.

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  Road House 1989

  ★★★ Watched 19 Jul 2023 1

  first review, think this is a fitting film.

  Never have I been so disappointed by a film with an on-screen throat tear out and more tits than a birdwatcher’s camera roll. 

  I was hoping and praying that this would live up to the very high expectations set by that one family guy episode, but it just did not

  You could cut the first twenty minutes of the movie and nothing would be lost, and the plot just jumps forward hap…