Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Guard 2011

  ★★★★½ Watched 15 Feb 2025

  I thought Kevin overhyped it

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  The Perfect Storm 2000

  ★★★★ Watched 03 Feb 2025

  Mahky mahk, Dale, and William Fitchner. Get the fuck outta here Cooney, you aren’t necessary.

Popular reviews

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  Beau Is Afraid 2023

  ★★½ Watched 09 May 2023

  That’s what I like to call a big swing and a miss

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  You People 2023

  ½ Watched 03 Feb 2023

  This is absolutely the worst fucking movie I’ve ever seen in my entire life. I will never forgive Jonah hill and this may have even ruined Superbad. Anyone who was involved in this catastrophe should be ashamed and be crucified on the Hollywood sign to repent for their sins.

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