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Magic Crystal 1986
wow. man. i gotta watch more martial arts movies to know exactly how quality these fight scenes were in comparison to the genre as a whole but honestly these were some really fun ones. and also there was a psychic giant isopod that grants wishes.
fell asleep about 2/3 of the way through, not because i was bored but because i was too cozy hanging out with my dear friends with a silly little film with a silly little dub. banger experience. not sure what to say about the movie.
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Main Hoon Na 2004
the way this is a heartwrenching family drama, an over the top political thriller, and a wacky teen comedy all at once, and because it's three hours long it actually manages to do all those things and still have room to breathe. absolute goofball shit. i should probably watch a bollywood film that isn't one of farah khan's but like, i think i'm good over here for the moment. banger. crop tops and curling irons could bring about world peace but nobody's ready for that conversation.
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St. John's Wort 2001
this is like looking at a replica of the mona lisa done in 8 color pixel art and then she pops out of the screen and chases you like in the witch's house. fucking stunning. absolute banger. i want every frame of this in a rotating wallpaper. also the cute blonde is goals (style? career? goals.)
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Computer Hearts 2014
I jokingly called this "Videodrome 2" after the screening was over, which I can stand by in terms of influence and aesthetic, but I cannot fully justify based on the fact that the creators of this film have clearly had more and better sex than cronenberg
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