Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  Waterline 2024

  Watched 02 Sep 2024

  Oh hey, that’s me! I’m in this one!

Recent reviews

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  To Be or Not to Be 1942

  ★★★★ Watched 21 Mar 2025

  Might hold the record for sheer number of great quotes per minute. 

  “Well? What do you have to say for yourself? Here is a man with a beard and you don’t even pull it!”

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  Citizen Kane 1941

  ★★★★½ Watched 19 Mar 2025 1

  I’ll show you a rosebud! Yeow! (To be read in Alaska Thunderfuck’s voice) (drag race has ruined me)

  Keely’s fact— this is the first movie to have a ceiling!

Popular reviews

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  Macbeth 2025

  ★★★½ Watched 05 Feb 2025

  You’d think they would have figured it out on day 2 when he starts ranting about blood and guts at his own dinner party but everyone’s like oh Macbeth! He does this sometimes :3

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  Barbie 1977

  ★½ Watched 08 Jul 2023

  Where is margot robbie??