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  Piranha 1995

  ★★½ Watched 12 Mar 2025

  Just like the 1978 version, but more tits, but less tits than the 2010.

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  Haunted 1995

  ★★★ Watched 11 Mar 2025

  I think I would have been more disturbed by some of the things in this film, if I hadn't been so turned on. Stupid sexy Kate Beckinsale!

Popular reviews

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  Gladiator II 2024

  ★★★ Watched 22 Nov 2024 1

  The porn parody would definitely star Darius Sextus..

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  Gummo 1997

  ★★ Watched 09 Mar 2025

  This feels like John Waters but later and not in Baltimore. And also maybe not John Waters but still fucking weird.

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