Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  A Christmas Story 1983

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 25 Dec 2024

  Started an argument with my family, turns out by ‘that things that tells time’, Ralphie meant a sundial, not that he forgot what a fucking clock was

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  The Ultimate Christmas Present 2000

  ★★★ Rewatched 25 Dec 2024

  Younger brother who was also in Even Stevens and Two and a Half Men trying and failing to channel Kevin McCallister, bless him

Popular reviews

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  Barbie 2023

  ★★★★½ Watched 30 Jul 2023

  If Allen and Ken aren't kissing full-mouth by the time the 'Ken' movie comes out, what's even the point

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  The Thirteenth Year 1999

  ★★★½ Added

  I'll be on my deathbed and surrounded by loved ones and be like, "In the next life... I can only hope... I will be, a beautiful mermaid..." and all my friends and parents around my hospital bed will say "Merman" simultaneously and I'll smile and shed a tear and breathe my last knowing full well that 'The Thirteenth Year' will outlive me and carry on its legacy