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  Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem 2023

  ★★★½ Watched 01 Aug 2024

  Why is everyone in this movie so damn ugly.

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  Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse 2023

  ★★★½ Watched 29 Jul 2024

  Miguel Ohara is insanely caked up.

Popular reviews

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  Jurassic Park 1993

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 02 Mar 2024 1

  God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man. Man destroys God. Man creates dinosaurs.

  Dinosaurs eat man. Woman inherits the earth.

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  Dune 1984

  ★ Watched 05 May 2024

  what the actual FUCK was that

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