“ Have you ever dreamt of a better version of yourself? This is the Substance. You are the matrix. Everything comes from you. Everything is you. The one and only thing not to forget: You. Are. One. You can't escape from yourself. ”
The Substance has, for not being able to find a better term, shook me. There's something so deeply, disturbingly beautiful about this movie. It deserves all the attention it's getting. One of the best body horror movies to…
“ I promise you, the last thing I wanted to do was find the one true religion - but unfortunately, I did. ”
When I first started this movie, I nearly gave up on it. I didn't find the main characters to be that interesting, and actually pretty annoying. But, as the movie progressed, and especially as Hugh Grant entered the screen, I was captivated. The writing for this movie is incredible. Sister Paxton went from my least favorite character…
Another absolute banger of a film that shows that 2022 was another golden year for the horror history books. Not only was this movie funny and intriguing in concept, it had me on the edge of my seat the whole time, wondering what would happen next. This movie took plenty of unexpected turns, and I was all for it every step of the way.
The only, ONLY thing I didn't like was the ending. I think it was a little…
“ Oh! There she is! The almost birthday girl! ”
This movie was immaculate? Like so good? Damn I haven't been this terrified by a horror movie in a long ass time. It felt like Stanley Kubrick meets Jordan Peele, and it worked out perfectly. Oz Perkins is already a new favorite director of mine, just from this film alone. I loved the main character, Harker. She felt like how an actual person might react to this situation that she…
