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Moana 2 2024
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We’re seriously gonna just gloss over the fact that she’s IMMORTAL NOW??
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Robin Hood 2018
Why?
Why was there a love triangle?
Why was Maid Marian turned into a disloyal dweeb?
Why was the church turned into the bad guy?
Why did the background music never stop?
Why was Robin totally fine after being stabbed in the heart?
Why was everyone having private conversations in echoey spaces full of people?
Why was everywhere so echoey?
Why did the costume designers make everything look like the Hunger Games?
Why did I watch this?
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Ahsoka 2023
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As a fan of Rebels, I was excited for this show. I’ve been dying to know what happened to Ezra and Thrawn, how Ahsoka and Sabine were going to find them, seeing Ezra come home, and his reunion with the Ghost Crew. None of that was shown in this show, however. Instead, they focused on absolutely anything and everything that I could not care less for.
The most annoying things about this show were the interactions and relationships between the…
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Pacific Rim 2013
*Fist fights the monsters with little effect*
Me: dang, if only they had weapons
*Uses plasma cannons that don’t seem very effective most of the time*
Me: dang, if only they had more weapon options like a sword or something
*Grabs a boat to fight the monster with*
Me: dang, why didn’t they design this robot with more weapons? They could’ve stabbed this thing in the eye or mouth like multiple times already
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