el vostoki

el vostoki

i like boring stories

Favorite films

  • Le Samouraï
  • Love Exposure
  • Possibly in Michigan
  • Mirror

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  • Nosferatu

    ★★★

  • Memories of Murder

    ★★★★

  • Challengers

    ★★★★

  • We're All Going to the World's Fair

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  • Challengers

    Challengers

    ★★★★

    "I WANT TO KNOW EVERYTHING
    I WANT TO BE EVERYWHERE
    I WANT TO FUCK EVERYONE IN THE WORLD
    I WANT TO BE SOMETHING

    THAT MATTERS"

  • We're All Going to the World's Fair

    We're All Going to the World's Fair

    laughable acting, amateur writing, I usually look past audio mixing in films because it is something very close to my job, films are more of a hobby for me and I try (to different degrees of success) to not be the insufferable asshole that is always talking about audio compression or signal gain stages but overlooking the audio in this would be considered a crime, just as the audio itself in this film should be considered a crime of its own. thank god for subtitles I guess.

    this really is narcoleptic cinema.

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  • The Disappearance of Haruhi Suzumiya

    The Disappearance of Haruhi Suzumiya

    ★★★★½

    Hollywood budget-level films can't even aspire to this level of storytelling.

  • Love Exposure

    Love Exposure

    ★★★★★

    "Without love, I am nothing".
    I lost pretty much everything I had earlier this month. Not material things but the things that held most meaning to me: a sense of self that I could live in relative peace with, my home, had to leave the city, but probably most important to me, I lost my love, forever. It was probably the relationship I thought I had the most chance to end up for my whole lifetime and I was very…

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